10 Other Uses For Having a Voldemort On The Back of Your Head

November 17, 2016



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 What to do with a Voldemort on the back of your head

With the new movie Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them​ on nearly every Harry Potter fan’s mind, we thought to explore other things that could be on your mind, literally...

So NovelTeas’ Investigative Team of Medical Journalists thus identified a list of 10 reasons why you might consider Adding Another Face To Your Head:

 

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10 Other Uses For Having a Voldemort On The Back of Your Head

 (Please, please do not try this at home)

 

1) Satisfying eye roll urges, without being rude

2) Getting a waiter’s attention without turning around

3) Shouting out when you pass someone you didn’t recognize quickly enough to say hi to

4) Checking out butts

5) Not having to breathe when you swim

6) Not getting attacked from behind by a mountain lion

7) Panoramic ridge views

8) Traffic safety

9) Signaling friends to rescue you from annoying person

10) Reading twice as much great literature and drink twice as much NovelTeasat the same time

 

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John Pujol
John Pujol

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