For when the unquenchable tinacity of a MuskeTear serves the Tindom of NovelTeas in so pourposeful a manner as to protect and warm the realm in it's most vulnerable hours, then Tea Tin Tradition provides a joyous opportunity to proclaim far-and-wide the gratitude of our High RoyalTea in the formal honoring of those intrepid souls with this Ceremony of Tinhood.
Forthwith hitherto therefor, unto all the underlying names, former MuskeTears of KickStarter Tindom who braved the daunting cold of Paypal, and the beasts of social media to keep NovelTeas cozied in its infancy, this King QuixoTea of NovelTeas does hereby confer unto you the greatest accolade he can offer (in addition to Free Shipping) This adoubment of Tinhood as new Knights and Queens of NovelTeas:
John Pujol
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